Millers new apartment complex
As you all know we lost one of our regulars when Mark Miller moved to Florida to become a Scientologist. The pictures below are a small reminder on how much we really wanted him to move away years ago. Sure we will miss his periodic text shares of naked wife or the almost monthly guarantee of him drinking 8 oz Heineken's just so his hands didn't look so small and feminine.
From Amway to Poker he was always trying to get my money with some scheme.
Here he is with dog in the shower he initially thought was a gerbil.
Here is another doozy. Now when looking at following photo is this the type of person we want to be seen hanging out with?
Now we didn't hate everything about Mr. Miller. He did by some grace of God, trap or blackmail his way into a pretty good looking wife. Speculation is that she is has been heavy sedated or drugged after being smuggled out of Yugoslavia back in the 80's.
In closing, I say good riddens. Outside of Josh and Aaron I believe Miller has always been the black sheep of the group anyways. As far as I'm concerned, Miller, John Travolta, Tom Cruise and the rest of the Scientology crowd can pound sand.
PS. Dont let him see this as I'm looking forward to free lodging on my next trip south!
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