2016

Slow Play Saloon Year end awards

As we look ahead to the 2017 season at the slow play saloon I thought it might be nice to recognize some accomplishments, embarrassments and overall rankings from this past season. After compiling info and stats from countless contributors, websites and ranking services we here at the uptheodds.com poker academy  proudly present the following 2016 awards.

2016 forgot "A" game award goes to...
Josh..... Monthly point average of 1.45 is embarrassing

Best player to sit near award goes to...

Miller - Always shares naked pictures of wife on phone👍

Most beers consumed in 2016

Javier - Pokerpages.com puts him at 11.8 beers per game. A new record🍺

Most cookies consumed in 2016

Pete. stats show he may have eaten or taken to go over 92% off all cookies available🍪

Best Hair

Tie - John P and Dan C

Worst Hair

R.J. Unanimously

Best off site location

It was close but Frank and Corrine take the win

Worst attorney

3 way tie 

Cutest Couple

Josh and Scott

Runner up Frank and Corrine

Best Uptheodds.com Student

Dan C -  Another Uptheodds.com Academy success story

Congratulations to all the 2016 Winners!

Slow play saloon Vegas Odds for 2017 season

Javier 8/1

Aaron 9/1

Head Coach 9/2

Dan 9/1

Frank 11/1

Willis 30/1

Josh 3500/1

Miller 10/1

R.J. 25/1

Dan C 9/1

Jim D 15/1

Pete 30/1

Kyle 75/1

Mark S 50/1

Josh saying "they were suited" - Off

Corrine 11/1

John P 30/1

John P's Hair moving 1000/1

Willy 50/1

Steve D 10/1

Colin 9/1

The Field 25/1

Odds of 2 women playing same month 100/1

Meatballs on Menu - Off

Game on TV bigger than 19" 1500/1

Aaron's Computer crashes 2/1

Pete goes back to back on most Cookies - Off 

We all start tomorrow night and hope to play next December. 11 games left. Everyone is tied for first. Don't fall too far behind. 

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