Aarons promotion from game caterer

Well I  guess I've been harassed back into the poker blogging business.

Entering the 2013 poker season, several events will change the local poker community.

We recently lost one of the best poker tournaments around when the WCB game was raided

Foxwoods dropped the WPT and is gearing up for the WSOP this March.

Josh learned that a flush is better that a strait

We left 2012 with the oldest ever December tournament champion. At 92, Bob Sr. now will hold a record that will be hard to break. Due to spotty record keeping in Peru we still have no solid information on Javier or Rafael's actual age so they would not count in future age statistics.

Rumor has it that Matt Eason may make a comeback attempt at the SPS. He is currently in discussions with several high ranking slow play saloon statistics.Some of the items he demanded in negotiations were:

Free lesson from Head coach once a month for 2013 season

Aaron has to publicly apologize on his knees in front of all players and kiss Matts ring

Josh can no longer attend

Big Frank has to play topless

Discussions are still underway

 As the Head Coach I feel it is my responsibility to make sure my staff be held to a higher standard so the following people will be named to new the following positions for the 2013 season

Aaron - Head Equipment Manager

Frank - Food Taster

Josh - Premier Donkey

Willis - Assistant Donkey

Scott T - Chip Polisher

 Tonight we start. 11 tournaments from now 10 of us will have earned a seat. Josh and the rest will have not. So what list do you want to be on? The list with a 5'2" 1/2 ass ambulance chaser with a big boy abdow hair cut or the december 10?

Bring your "A" game

Head Coach